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Spirituality and Humor – Even So Called Raunchy Humor is spiritually acceptable

It is widely accepted that sex before marriage, a casual cocktail or two, or the curse will not let you burn in hell. However, in his spiritual quest, may be asked, "What is not acceptable behavior I would commit negative karma? "

Our experience and results tell us that in general a question to prevent personal injury or another person intentionally.

Do or say something politically incorrect, in itself, do not make years of karmic punishment in return. However, deliberately inserting the historical myths of the War of Independence in public school programs to promote their political agenda, for example, will result in negative karma.

We are the champions of society the funny side of life (believe it or not!). In fact, the lewd, the better, as we're concerned. We believe that humor helps balance heavyweight so often found in spirituality.

A good laugh (at the expense of someone … well, unless you really do not ask for it) works wonders get out of a cowardly mood. It is uplifting and good for your soul.

We'll share a funny exchange of Facebook For example:

"Sc.P. is sucking chest hair, pouring a whiskey, and support in the white pants (not all at once.) "

Here are some answers others related to the job.

AJM: emptiness of his chest hair?

Sc.P.: "Yes, I was born I like Austin Powers. For look of the 1970. "

AJM: "… As the white pantsuit is fine, Mr. Travolta Remember gold chains"

Sc.P. "Gold chain, check. Platform shoes, check. Lava Lamp, check. Perm and lamb cut the pins, please. Mind Wonton, visit. sexist attitudes in check. enough alcohol to float a boat, check. What else? Hmm. "

AJM: Digi cam take photos to send 'em on Facebook for viewing check .. "

Sc.P.: "I do not want to scare everybody."

JB: "And I bet that order, either … "

Sc.P.: "Reversing the order, you are right."

SL:. "Eldorado 1976 with Check Chrome package. "

Sc.P.:. "Dig Eldorado 1976 with chrome package (! More than 8 tracks and the power of Windows), visit a lot of comments obscene, visit. Practice soft voice radio announcer when I talk to one of the many lady friends (all of which I call "cupcake", "honey" or "sugar") on the phone to dial I can say, 'hellooooooooooooo. So … What are you wearing? "Check. On several occasions with the excuse" Something suddenly came to shirk their responsibilities, check. "

Sc.P.: "Check the status of suggesting" Secretary "With a smile and a wink that it should "let the hair of verification. Xenophobic views. total lack of understanding of health and welfare ("healthy" is a slice of tomato on my hamburger with cheese), check. Swagger petulant verification practice. alpha male absolute temper in check. Hmm, what else? I I'll call this character ROGER. Roger Johnson (Roger he said with a smile). Is 1977, every night is a party, and every day is a new source of inequality. "

SL: "Hey, Roger, and girls I met in Trixie Supper Club. Why do not swing more?"

St.P.: "Tab the bar for the ladies, check. "

Sc.P. "Swinging over Trixie, check. Understood! (Said with a crooked smile, while increasing glass and accidentally splashing half the glass on the shag carpet orange). KC and the Sunshine Band "Keep Comin 'Love", "Shake Your Booty "," Get Down Tonight "and" That's the way it already "screams from the speakers, check." Boogie Oogie Oogie until I can not dance no more "balance. Tab for the ladies (which is" low fat "), by check."

SL:. "Captain Dallas here who knows how to fly "Look, Roger, I met some nice ladies at the Las Vegas / Newark leg. arose" The woman disappeared from the base and address international waters. Best to arrive before the best views. Thanks for visiting Dallas (big smile Tan and orange). "

Sc.P.: "THAT Rrrrrroger."

Sc.P.: "Awakening in a strange bed, to hear him say:" What is your name? And relieved that that's exactly what I thought. (Try to compare the seduction) "Roger. Roger Johnson. And you, sugar?" Well Farrah Farrah, nice to meet you "he said. Cheque. "

St.P. ?! These condoms are for sailors, "laughs Roger."

(End)

Some might say that in this exchange safely, "This is not very spiritual."

We disagree! It is our belief that you should keep your creativity flowing and will always do everything possible to have a good time. Being in the moment and the search for personal growth does not mean you have to be serious all the time, and there is no strict code of spiritual conduct forces him to sacrifice the enjoyment (unless you choose to live their lives in a religious order, for example, they may be more discipline of learning to gain spiritual awareness). Laugh while you can, is good for your spiritual growth.

Copyright © 2009 Scott Petullo, Stephen Petullo

Scott Petullo and Stephen Petullo are identical twins

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